SOMEONE EXPLAIN!

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I get the first one. Easily. It's a search word anyone who knows my blog would/could use.

But...

BUT...

Chihuahua duck?

how do a hair dryer nozzle work?

CHIHUAHUA DUCK!?

And some people found MY blog by searching for those things?

Wow.

I'll be needing a hair blog soon...

Decided to try and do something cute to my hair. For once.
I introduce you to my first ever hair bow (made out of hair), thrown haphazardly together!

It's not even sunny, but my absolutely luminous skin decided to reflect the grey sky anyway.

I look like I haven't slept for three weeks thanks to the light :D

So... Success/Fail?

2am musings

I just washed some of my brushes (something that I haven't done in AGES) and my mind is BLOWN.
I mean...  I wish I had taken before and after photos now. And "during washing" photos as well.

As I was washing my kabuki and other powder brush the water was nearly black. WTH!? Mind you I usually always "tap" all of my brushes out as well as I can after use, but still... SO MUCH BROWN and I'm not even sure I managed to wash them completely.
My blush brush (ehehehe) of course leaked pink water for a while, but in the end the water was running quite clear.

Eyeshadow brushes were surprisingly easy, but that's probably because I usually use specific one for natural and light colours and another one for darker and bright colours, and always in between wipe and pat them as clean as I can.

I have to admit that the hardest one was my eyeliner brush (a thinner M.A.C. one), which I apparently never have posted a picture of so here you go.
You can't believe how much gel eyeliner one small brush like that can suck... let me tell you, it's A LOT. I always wipe up the excess eyeliner on my hand, but whooo boy that brush still had so much excess in it that it took me probably 5 minutes on that one alone.

Oh no, I lied. The hardest one, which I probably have to rewash AGAIN as soon as it's dry and I see the result of THIS washing has to be my angled eyebrow brush, which had eyelash adhesive and whatnot left on it after I used it for my Mystique make-up...

As soon as they're dry, I'll be posting photos of them!
But till then stay human and blog ya later~

And I say heeeyyyyeyyyyeyyyyeyey~

I haven't been up to much lately. Except packing and trying to come up with something to do... I haven't really been out in a while either, so I haven't bothered with make-up. I've been spending time trying some different, basic, colourful nails so I guess I'll share some of those with you x)

Barry M. Lemon Ice Cream and purple crackle.

I had these for about a week before I got bored and decided to change.

17 Catwalk Couture and Barry M. silver foil.

I actually had these for a few days, but because I was cleaning they got a bit chipped and I decided to do something else. I did like these.

I hadn't buffered my nails between this and the Barry M. manicure, so I decided to buffer them after getting rid off of the polish.

Before buffering.

After buffering.

My nails were in a surprisingly good condition even before buffering so I just it was a quick buffering.

GOSH Orange Drops and Wet 'n' Wild Kaleidoscope.

Same in the sun.

I hope this one is going to last me till I fly to Finland because I'm not bothered to do new nails on this week... as I'm moving and cleaning. But we'll see.

I'm gonna go back to stalk- watching my friends on webcam, so stay human and blog ya later~!

"Big things have small beginnings."

So I am bored, because there's basically nothing to do now that I'm penniless and trying to get a job or coming up different ways to rob a bank. (One of those is a joke, guess which one.)
And then suddenly I thought. HEY. Prometheus.

I went to see the movie BEFORE I ran out of money. It was pretty much the most expensive thing I did with the rest of my money. I know, priorities, but I had waited for that movie FOR A WHILE.
So 1st of June, I went to see it. AND IT IS VISUALLY SO GORGEOUS.
Honestly people, go see it. It is beautiful.

ANYWAY, today I got inspired randomly by these few promotional photos of the three main characters/actors. I just decided "Hey, I wanna do an eye make-up inspired by these."

And 15 minutes later this was born:

I only did one eye, so you'll be getting pictures of one eye.

The orange is actually way brighter in real life, but the sun just went down as I started taking pictures...

 A bit brighter in this!

 I wish I had blue mascara, because it would've worked with this so well.

Tools of trade.

♥ just a hint of M.A.C.'s gel eyeliner on the lashline

♥ a bit of black Miss Sporty on the waterline

♥ Lumene eyebrow pencil to define my messy eyebrow

♥ Two blues (the ones on the very right of the bottom palette) from beauty UK's palette

♥ Two darker blues from Famous' Midnight palette (the top one)

♥ orange lines with neon orange by modelsown

And voilà!

I might explore that kind of make-up more some day, since it was quite fun to do... Because I got to draw random lines in a neon orange eyeliner.

ALSO, my Wicked track jacket is still on sale if anyone's interested! More info at my previous post.

Now I'm going to take a shower to wash my one eye and hands.

Stay human and blog ya later!

I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardess.

I am supposed to do my reading for tomorrow's lecture, but the text is just so boring..!
It's about feminist theatre which usually is really interesting, but this is just all names and years and terms.
I've now read 8 pages and there's still like 12 to go -__- *deep sigh*

Well, before I get back to that, let me amuse you with some funny keywords from my statistics:

From this week.

Okay, for all the non-Finnish readers 'parhaat tekoripset' means "best (fake) eyelashes". 'Haun avainsanat' is just the keywords.

Excuse me, but 'just sit on it'??? What? How? :D

This made me wonder about other keywords people have been founding my blog with:

This month.

'borrowed socks'

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BORROWED SOCKS!? Really?

You don't even know how much this amuses me.

The only funny thing that was from the whole time I've been here was '"hot water bottle" train, but still my favourite one has to be 'borrowed socks' followed after 'just sit on it'.

But oh well, next week, when I finally have time, I'll try come up with something interesting :3
Now I gotta get back to my reading...

Dear Marina, help me get through this text.